Read LEVELED *after* you read SCREWED

My screwdriver turned into a real live man while I was using it to… satisfy myself. You can’t blame me for thinking nothing weirder would ever happen to me.

Complete failure of imagination.

I didn’t believe Caspian (my screwdriver has a name) when he told me there was also a guy (named Tony, for real) in my level.

And sure, I’d love to meet him but the good Lord didn’t give me anything that fits a tool shaped like that. Sorry, Tony.

Except—one problem. We really do need Tony’s particular skill set.

But even solving for the square-peg-round-slot problem, we discover we have to keep it level—literally to the surface of the Earth—as the deed is being done.

Which uncovers the second problem… we’re on a boat.